November 2009
September 2009
new tumblr =
www.death-by-fetus.tumblr.com
i'm making a new tumblr. i'll inform you guys when...
If I fell apart and let you see inside, would you...
photomoto:
(via onthestaircase)
I'm really depressed. I'll repatch my tumblr later...
Lol. I've been so neglecting my tumblr. Sorry...
I hate myself so fucking much right now.
August 2009
I want to stay up all night. But I think it's...
I am now truly alone.
This is one secret I'll never tell anyone.
I truly have the best friends ever.
Koda dropped all of his things and left all of his friends back home, came 500 miles just to see me.
It's happen getting overrated.
it fucking happens.
i sat there. and just for a while, i just smiled.
You guys remember last night when I told you guys...
Well turns out kitty style already exists…
….
Yeaaaaaaahh…
get out of my head.
boxxy
metalbladesforyou:
It happens
On this paper, my amends will fall. All these confessions, I regret them all. Holding this sheet, I plea your forgiveness. Hoping, slowly, that this would be endless.
Noel's Sarcasm.
It happens.
Why does this keep happening to me?
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I'm wearing my lucky tiger underwearz.
Cats better win.
I'm tired. Does anyone know any cool websites that...
About music, polls, anything’s cool, really.
I kind of want something else to do now.
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CATS CAN MOVE THEIR BODY IN ONE DIRECTION AND...
CAN SHARKS DO THAT? OH WAIT! SHARKS DON’T EVEN HAVE EARS.
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CATS > CHOCOLATE.
and that’s a lot coming from me.
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Sharks like Palin
(via thatjeffreykid)
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I'm having fun and all but I have to pee.
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Yeah. When Francis comes home from college...
I’ve decided to rename doggie style, kitty style.
It’ll probably turn him on even more.
:)
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When you were a little girl, did you crawl around...
thelovelybones:
This includes licking your hands and purring and pretending to scratch furniture.
:D childhood. right thurr.
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OKAY SRSLY. SRSLYYY. WHO'D BE BETTER AT BLOWJOBS?!
ME CATS OR SHARKS?
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:) cats.
Me: Meow.
Nick: Mraow.
Nick: Whatcha doing, little tiffy?
Me: Fighting for the rights of cats.
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SHARKS OR CATS.
WHICH ONE IS MORE CUDDLY IN BED?
IF YOU SAY, SHARK, YOU’RE LYING. PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.
SHARKS ARE THE KINGS OF THE OCEAN, THIS IS...
photomoto:
saethis:
pertoleum:
WHAT ARE CATS KING OF? HAIRBALLS AND KITTY LITER?
FUCK PUSSYS
I’m sorry, what?
Your words were muffled by the 6,000 Tumblarity between sharks and cats.
matt, yous a dick. <3
Uh technically, King Neptune is the king of the ocean. Do you live under a rock? Jesus fuck. Obviously, someone hasn’t been watching enough Spongebob.
& Cats are king...
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cats = pussy = vagina.
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Get bit by a shark, get your dick sucked...
metalbladesforyou:
(via fogcitymaverick)
I can’t argue with this logic.
I wouldn’t suck a guy’s dick if they get bitten by a shark. I’d probably laugh because I’m a horrible person.
D: most of my dashboard is shark spam
rapaciousjack:
fail.
most of my dashboard is cat spam.
it makes me smile.